I've pretty much designed my whole wardrobe in such a way that I could get dressed in complete darkness and still be OK.Ĭharles: You sure about that, Frank? 10. Oh my god! Is this how the straight male mind works? You see something and think, Can I wear that every day for the rest of my life? and if the answer is no you won't buy it?įrank: It's pretty much, Does this go with everything I own? and if the answer is yes, then it's a purchase. I don't have to consistently and uniformly dress in a single color.Ĭharles: You know you don't have to trade in all your other clothes to own a matching top and bottom, right? You can wear other clothes. If this were a solid color and a nice, sturdy cotton or denim, why wouldn't you wear it?įrank: Because I'm not a Power Ranger, no. I thank everyone for saying that You cant dress gay, because being gay. It's just a matching shirt and pants (or shorts). I know that fashion is a very subjective topic, but I basically use that as an. I'm not loving the print (polka dots are too girly for most dudes, I think) and, yeah, that pajama silk is a little silly, but I like co-ords for guys.
High-waisted pleated pantsįrank: "Hey, you know what? I could wear Minnie Mouse's skirt except fashioned into 1950s pajamas, and also it has shorts so everyone can see my weird knees." That's an example of something I would never say.Ĭharles: Wrong, Frank. Cinching a blazer in like this makes it look like a pantsuit. I don't even belt my trench-I just tie the ends behind my back and wear it unbuttoned.įrank: I only tie up my trench coat when I'm delivering top-secret envelopes to double-agents, which is never. All that waist emphasis feels conspicuously feminine to me. That said, I hate belted jackets for men. It's not like it's really going to restrict your breathing.
I probably was I just don't need anyone knowing that.Ĭharles: I think you're being a bit dramatic, Frank. If I wore this out, everyone would just assume I was super drunk when I got dressed in the morning. Maybe this dude wouldn't be so concerned with keeping his blazer closed if he put a shirt on. When I was younger, says Green, who was born in 1986, what I thought of as a very gay look was really a metrosexual thing, a bit Italian, clothes a tiny bit too tight, skinny jeans, tanned. There's nothing practical about putting on my belt above my waist and restricting my breathing. I don't care if you think this looks good. As your style settles down and you find yourself wearing more of a uniform both causally and professionally. Frank: I guess this is handy if you ever need to strap yourself to the side of a ship being pelted by tidal waves and want to look good doing it.